Mom’s Sex-Ed Homework


“Oh come on Jackie!”, Tim stuttered, aghast at the scene before him. “You’re not serious, are you?”
‘Jackie’, as he liked to call her when feeling particularly obstinate, was sitting on his bed half-naked pulling her jeans off. He knew she hated it when he called her that. After all, she’d been married to his father for ten years now. She’d been his ‘mother’ since the third grade.

After his real mother had bombed out of rehab and effectively abandoned them, it was easy to see why his father was attracted to Jaclyn. She was smart, confident, bull-headed, fiercely loyal, and didn’t take shit from anyone. She was also a notorious touchy flirt and in full command of her buxom charms.

As Jaclyn fidgeted with pulling her pant legs over her feet, she looked at Tim rather sternly. “First of all, you know your Dad wants you to call me Mom. Secondly… Yes, I’m dead serious mister! You didn’t think you could skip out on sex-ed and get away with it, did you? Now strip and get up here so ‘Mom’ can show you what you need to know.”

Tim had learned not to be surprised how far Jaclyn would take things once she got ahold of an idea, but this was a whole new level. Sure he’d skipped out on Senior Sex-Ed, but it was just some bullshit about family planning and sexually transmitted diseases. He’d learned the birds-and-the-bees shit all the way back in the sixth grade. He was pretty sure ‘Mom’ knew that too, but that knowledge had obviously not dissuaded her from her current course of action.

He could probably run away and she’d be mad at him, but she’d get over it and they’d both forget it and move on. However, Tim was transfixed. He’d spent a good amount of his formulative years fantasizing about his big sexy mom; sneaking peeks of her while she was undressing, going through her panty drawers, listening to her and Dad go at it (loudly) at night, staring down that ample cleavage whenever she bent over…

And now his opportunity had come, and much like everything to do with Jaclyn, it had come in a completely unexpected fashion. He watched her kick her jeans to the floor, well-aware of the bulge quickly forming in his jeans. He stared, mouth agape as she reached back and undid her 38-EE bra; summarily dismissing it to the floor as her bountiful melons sprung free.

“Well?” she asked with a smirk, “Are you just going to stand there?”

Mom: A Sudsy Dilemma


“Mom, I know you said it was okay to stay and talk because you’re taking a bubble bath, but…” Steve hesitated a bit, clearly distracted by the lovely vision before him. “I can kinda see everything….”

Candace emitted a knowing, self-satisfied grin. She was well aware of what parts of her body were and were not visible and she was quite enjoying teasing her stepson. She was also well aware of the growing bulge in his pants. Her sudsy frolicking was having the desired effect on him. 

Candace lifted her legs straight into the air, soapy foam streaming down them. She ran her hands slowly down the backs of her thighs.

“Yet you’re still here watching me…”

As her hands rounded her supple buttocks, Candace gripped her hips and dug her elbows in, lifting her freshly shorn sex just above the water line.

“Why is that?” she asked, wiggling her tush before letting it settle back down into the water. She knew the answer of course, but she loved seeing Steven squirm…


So About Incest Porn…


I love incest porn. There I said it. While this taboo topic is often treated as off-limits, it’s prevalence in entertainment is rather difficult to ignore. From capturing 3 of the top spots of PornHub’s 2014 search trends to defining the Lannisters in hit show Game of Thrones, it seems the topic of incest is more popular now than ever. But it’s always been around.

I grew up reading the science fiction of Robert Heinlein which featured “chain families” in numerous books. One of the first porn movies I saw on VHS was the 1980 film, Taboo. Then there was Mordred & Morgana, Riff Raff & Magenta, Richard & Lilli, etc, etc…

So when role-play incest porn started becoming popular on the internet, I was already a well-primed consumer. Do I actually want to have sex with my family members? No. Do I want other people to have sex with their family members? Not really, no. However, I’d seek to know more about the details of such a relationship before passing judgement rather than being outright disgusted.

But when it comes to porn entertainment, I love the stuff. I know it’s all fake and I appreciate knowing that it’s all fake. It should be. The best sex is based on fantasy, not some messed-up real life situation. Personally, I prefer the mother-son porn (as the meme above demonstrates). It fits nicely into my other kinks for off-limits sex, male-training, and age-play.

Do I think actual incest happens in real life? Of course I do, and unlike the romantic setups in incest porn, most of the real-life stuff is unhealthy and abusive. The same could be said of rape-fantasy, humiliation, bondage, voyeurism, etc, etc. One thing I’ve learned through talking to strangers about porn is that humans are a weird bunch with a lot of very fringe kinks. However, if we used those kinks to pass judgement on who we are as human beings and how we conduct our lives outside of the bedroom, then very few of us would escape condemnation (and those who did would be terribly boring people).

So I’ve learned not to judge. There’s a lot of stuff in porn I find very un-attractive (mostly the bondage, humiliation, rapey kind) but I’ve met some lovely people who have those sorts of kinks. I don’t get it, but kinks aren’t something you rationalize. It’s just part of who you are. So long as we treat each other with respect outside of our role-play and use good safe words, I say cum as you are and judge not lest ye be judged!


Arwen In Her Boss’s Office


The lovely Arwen graciously agreed to let me use some of her /r/gonewild photos to create this fun “Boss’s Office” meme. Thanks Arwen!